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If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren’t you being judgmental yourself?

Why do they call it your “bottom”, when it’s really in the middle of your body?

If someone can’t see, they’re blind and if someone cant hear, they’re deaf, so what do you call people who can’t smell?

Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Don’t you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their “practice” ?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

Why doesn’t a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why is it called pineapple, when’s there neither pine nor apple in it?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?

If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you’re done?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

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